This is why you have to sit in freeway traffic for two hours a day instead of rocketeering to work.

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Watch the background closely...

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That's a pretty fast way to end a fight.

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Someone nuke Hollywood from orbit. It's the only way to be sure this abomination before god and man never sees the light of day.

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Someone 3,000 years from now is going to unearth this thing and think that Pabst was the drink of the gods or something.

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If you're an old drunk wanker, you shouldn't start a fight with a bunch of riot cops.

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Indiana Jones runs froma 5-million piece Lego boulder before it smashes into a car.

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This is why children should stay inside and play with their Wiis all day.

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The biker looked like he was about to win the race until some dumbass photographer got in his way.

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How cool is a race which can accidentally discover America during a drunken game of "last one off the edge of the world is a poof?"

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Don't let one drunken hookup ruin the rest of your life! Abortion Man is here to help!

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Honestly, I'm impressed that the truck actually took that much damage.

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I used to actually have nightmares about this happening to me, and this idiot is out doing it on purpose.

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I never knew you could do tricks with a Bobcat. But now I know.

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A guy who was choking to death performed an emergency tracheotomy... on himself.

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Of course, all the ones who do play frisbee.

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A guy trying to buy drugs gets hit in the face with a trout. No, seriously.

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Homeland Security is going to send me to Gitmo for distributing weapons of mass destruction after I post this.

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"Oh, I have zee gun, gives me zee monies! No? Okay, I leaves now."

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After getting tossed onto the ground and handcuffed, trying to head-butt the cops might not be the smartest idea.

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